HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Even though he's a staunch conservative and lifelong Republican who is supporting alleged billionaire Donald J. Trump for president, Clem O'Connell says he always watches the Democratic National Convention every presidential election year. Clem says he does this to "see how the enemy thinks." This year, he was most interested in hearing…
Fresh on the heels of a large parking lot expansion project, which included the installation of over 680 high-performance solar panels, the Grass Valley BriarPatch COOP leadership announced today that it plans on moving forward with a controversial Roundabout in the parking lot.
Yesterday on page A-12 of the Washington Post noted the contents of Vice President Mike Pence’s iPod. The iPod leak, which is now being called iPodGate, came from a White House insider apparently in retaliation for the recent and hasty mass-firings of up to 45 Justice Department officials.
Nevada City resident Charles Jones announced his intention to create Permanent Autonomous Zone called “La Burgia” in the back corner of the Grass Valley, CA Carl’s Jr. restaurant.
The Scooper has just learned that the Department of Defense (DoD), in coordination with several Internet service providers (ISPs), is stepping up their Chemtrail efforts to alleviate the acrimony on several local blogs and on Facebook leading up to the election next year. Also recent gun violence has turned what were normal people into complete assholes.