Stone Mountain, GA — The Ku Klux Klan (KKK), the hate group that believes in a whites only society and dresses like a bunch of nuns at a campfire, has withdrawn its endorsement for Donald Trump’s seemingly real presidential campaign.
The KKK has supported Trump’s plan to build a wall across the Mexican border and ‘task force the shit out of’ illegal immigrants. The Klan – as they are affectionately called – campaigned and supported Trump at all of his his rallies throughout his campaign. Until now. “We feel that Trump is not racist enough to be President,” reads the public statement released this week by the KKK.
Will Quigg, a Grand Dragon of the KKK spoke to the Scooper about the surprising withdrawal of support.
“Trump is just not racist enough, he does business with Jews and runs around the country with Ben Carson!” shouted Quigg. “A real President would only surround himself with pure Aryans, the same way Obama surrounds himself with Muslims.”
The move was applauded by Trump supporters who stated that they did not want the Klan endorsement, feeling that it tarnished their equal opportunity image. Outraged klansmen walked out on Trump’s speech just a day or so ago.
Donald Trump released a brief statement about the withdrawal of the endorsement:
“We are disapointed with the loss of the KKK’s endorsement, they are great, really, a great organization. We will be reaching out to them in the near future, we still hate Mexicans, that hasn’t changed”.