Nevada City, CA — According to sources in and around Nevada County, and also this random rude guy in the Brunswick Safeway parking lot, there’s some kind of “big” and “important” bike race coming to Nevada City in 2015. Or something. I don’t know. We don’t know, we just repeat what others say. (Why do I always get these ill-defined assignments?)
Apparently this “bike race” will start somewhere around Nevada City. This undoubtedly makes Grass Valley jealous as everyone knows Nevada City is the capital of Grass Valley. At least that’s what Nevada City tells itself as it cries itself to sleep every night on its fluffy bourgeoisie pillow. Boo-h00.
Anyhow, when this bike race comes, go see it. It’s good for the community and it will get you up and about. Which we all could use. If you would like more information on this bike race, Google it. Something like: “Bike+Race+Nevada+City+Big+Deal.” Oh look, the magical Internets put something about this bike race in the related section below. Lucky you.